i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour

Death blowing bubbles on ‘wallpaper’..




my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently


my mom was carrying her ipad and a piece of pizza but she stumbled and dropped her ipad on the floor but held tight to her pizza and i’m so glad i know where my priorities come from


I was eating chips the other day

Gf: babe come over
Me: I'm eating garlic bread
Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese

"You’ve been criticizing yourself for years and it hasn’t worked. Try accepting yourself and see what happens."

—Louise Hay (via rainysundaysandcoffee)

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You’re my favourite part of every day, always. I love you.

Hannah - t-h-e-r-i-p-t-i-d-e

Charlotte - charliejess